OT: A Sermon on Ethics and Love

by Ismismism | 11/05/2010 11:05:08

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I gave you 10 minutes Arch, but you never started a new OT, so now everyone gets a story from "The Principia Discordia." ^_^

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One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

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by Malkorix | 11/05/2010 20:29:23

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Fnord.


“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”

- Voltaire

by Malkorix | 11/05/2010 20:52:05

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Catma > dogma.

“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”

- Voltaire

by Malkorix | 11/05/2010 21:07:05

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Q u o t e:
Requiescat


Is there another kind of cat? *yawnslittyeyedhappycatsleeps*


ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

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- Voltaire

by Auryk | 12/05/2010 01:30:33

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Q u o t e:
I see turtle!


Hiya!

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by Auryk | 12/05/2010 01:53:21

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Q u o t e:


/wave

having fun yet?


Psh, when did I stop having fun? I think that is the more applicable question, my friend. :0P

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by Auryk | 12/05/2010 01:55:36

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I haven’t, I have been having fun all day, Merdrah! So, I guess the answer to your first question could have been a simple yes. *shrugs*
:0D

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by Vrakthris | 12/05/2010 06:45:18

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Q u o t e:
Get Mr. Centaur!


"Ooh! Scary! Scary! Dont we look mean? You cant see me! But I
can see you!"

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by Vrakthris | 12/05/2010 06:47:26

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Vrakkie!

<3

/huggles


Hey, Chiizu! Sorry to hear about the puppy you were looking at, hopefully it can recover and be adopted by someone else. :)

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by Vrakthris | 12/05/2010 07:22:46

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Q u o t e:

Which means he is a tauren rogue, you can never see em, but they *always* see you....


*laughs* It's a movie quote. :P

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by Syndri | 12/05/2010 18:44:31

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No worries, you two. At that point, nothing had veered off-course, but I could see the ship tipping in that direction. :)

On a more happy (and distracting) note, I got to attend a live taping of The Nerdist podcast last night, and all the guest stars with comedic musicians. Paul and Storm were there, as was Mike Phirman. Tom Lennon had a guest starring role, and—like some sort of dream from childhood finally coming true— Weird Al Yankovich closed out of the show. It was phenomenal, and I think I'm still geeking out on the inside.

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by Syndri | 12/05/2010 18:48:42

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Weird Al Yankovich!

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by Syndri | 12/05/2010 18:52:36

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In June my husband and I will get to meet author David Weber at a game convention we go to every year. He is already geeked about that and trying to figure out what book he is going to take with him for an autograph.


My vote is "all of them." :D

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by Syndri | 12/05/2010 22:22:19

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Q u o t e:
In response to the music thread that was closed:

You like Jonathan Coulton too Syndri?! What's your favorite song? Mine is definitely Re: Your Brains.


"Creepy Doll," all the way. "Mr. Fancy Pants" performed live is a very close second, though.

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by Syndri | 13/05/2010 00:16:15

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Edit: Have you seen the "Mr. Fancy Pants" with his new "expensive toys"??


You mean his...zen guitar, I think it's called?

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by Vrakthris | 13/05/2010 03:24:40

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Q u o t e:
Wednesday... it has finally come... and gone.


Wait, Wednesday is gone? But I'm still here?!

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by Vrakthris | 13/05/2010 03:28:24

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Q u o t e:


I am sorry, Vrakthris... you must be caught in a temporal loop. You will be forever stuck in Wednesday. However, once I can get my Police Box running, I will attempt to go back to Tuesday and rescue you.


Whew, thanks, Khimyra! <3

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by Vrakthris | 13/05/2010 08:01:13

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Q u o t e:
...and can I ride in your Police Box too?!? (I do have an irrational fear of Daleks though...)


I don't think there is such a thing as an irrational fear of Daleks, obviously any amount of fear is a healthy fear of Daleks.

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by Vrakthris | 14/05/2010 02:49:13

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Q u o t e:
I have returned from my trip to the past to unstick Vrakthris from his eternal Wednesday. However, I am unsure exactly where I placed him...


I is here!

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by Bheralrul | 14/05/2010 04:08:21

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Q u o t e:
BEER CAKE.

I have had Guinness cake before and it is the greatest thing man has made since beer itself.

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by Auryk | 14/05/2010 05:54:34

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Merdrah?

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by Auryk | 14/05/2010 06:44:08

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Q u o t e:


^_^
Turtle!

btw I mistakenly told you I was going to Dizzyland on the 4th....I'm going on the 3rd. Not that it matters much but, what the heck.


Well, I was going to ask you to get me a balloon for my birthday, but now it would be too early! So, HA!!! It does matter!!!! :0P

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by Auryk | 14/05/2010 06:47:29

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Q u o t e:


And how pretell would I get said balloon to you?


<.<
>.>

BlizzCon?

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by Vrakthris | 14/05/2010 06:56:44

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Q u o t e:


... otherwise!


Contrariwise!

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by Auryk | 14/05/2010 07:18:09

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It'll be more shriveled than my brain by that time! That's if I can get tickets this year anyway. You're better off coming up and getting it from me. And while you're at it I can give you Nuttyfrog's cheesecake that I'm late giving her. By 3 years.


Well, she'll be at BlizzCon as well, and I think that is something you should hand deliver her yourself, mate.

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by Bheralrul | 14/05/2010 09:20:50

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Well, she'll be at BlizzCon as well, and I think that is something you should hand deliver her yourself, mate.

I want to go to BlizzCon!

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by Bheralrul | 14/05/2010 16:41:17

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Hey Bhe - let's go to Disneyland instead. >:)

Instead, or as well? I like having my cake and eating it too.

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by Bheralrul | 14/05/2010 23:56:49

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As well. We'll put you on a wagon and take you through BlizzCon, then go to Disneyland, okies?

If there is a convoy to Disneyland during BlizzCon and my guests are being properly looked after(and I am not working), I am so down.

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