Class Trainers: Greedy and Unhelpful?

by Mulgrim | 07/01/2008 04:35:25

Mulgrim

I've always tried to imagine the string of dialogs that would occur if we could see exactly how our characters are taught their new powers. I mean, some of these do not really seem that confusing or difficult to understand... and yet we have to pay to figure it out.

Warrior Trainer: Have you tried running at bad guys really fast? That might work. That will be 1 silver.
Hunter Trainer: Try yelling at your pet. Maybe tell it to kill or maim or something. That might work. That will be 10 gold.
Mage Trainer: So, you've been using that fireball for a while... but did you consider... a BIGGER fireball? Possibly with more fire? Huh? Pretty clever huh.
Rogue Trainer: So today I'm going to teach you ANOTHER way to stab something.
Lord Mulgrim of Mulgrimmar
In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.

by Eyonix | 08/01/2008 00:19:41

Eyonix


Q u o t e:
I've always tried to imagine the string of dialogs that would occur if we could see exactly how our characters are taught their new powers. I mean, some of these do not really seem that confusing or difficult to understand... and yet we have to pay to figure it out.

Warrior Trainer: Have you tried running at bad guys really fast? That might work. That will be 1 silver.
Hunter Trainer: Try yelling at your pet. Maybe tell it to kill or maim or something. That might work. That will be 10 gold.
Mage Trainer: So, you've been using that fireball for a while... but did you consider... a BIGGER fireball? Possibly with more fire? Huh? Pretty clever huh.
Rogue Trainer: So today I'm going to teach you ANOTHER way to stab something.


lol -- I will add one. :P

Hunter Trainer: Now that you've grown so much in the ways of the Hunter, let me show you how to play dead when something tries to hurt you.

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