Okay. I'm so mad.
Cats arn't cute. They are not funny. They are not cuddly. They do not sit on your lap and purr,
instead they do this..

Poop all over your house in stupid hard to reach places.
Get up on the kitchen worktops and eat things.
Run up and down the stairs at 3am with eachother fighting.
scratch you when your stroking them
meow at you when your busy.
harrass the other family pets...eg the dog!
get pregnant for like the 4th time and hiss at everything that moves.

i love em to bits but FFS why can't cats start being more nice?

Mighty talking cat video :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jupEhGvO9BY&mode=related&search=

<3 cats