If a ninja tries to sneak into your place and steal your weekend plans, what would you do to protect both yourself and your weekend plans?

Also, in the case you succeed in preventing the ninja from getting a hold of your weekend plans, how do you plan to carry out your weekend plans?

And now to the last question: If you were asked the same two questions above, but with the ninja replaced with a pirate instead, would that affect your answers in any way?

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But whenever Vaneras makes them, none of the other CMs reply :(

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That is because they are afraid of Ninjas...