Talent Horoscopes
by Vanst | 18/04/2007 11:18:58 Using my amazing powers of prediction I give you this weeks Talent Horoscopes. April 15th - April 21st Balance Druid This week you will run out of mana. Again. Feral Druid Beware your hunter friends. They are suspicious about the mysterious animal who has been eating their pets. Resto Druid As spring continues your tree form will look more and more pretty as you become covered in blossom. Your guildmates will laugh at you. Beast Master Hunter Your pet will eat you. Sorry. Marksmanship Hunter This is not your lucky week. DO NOT attempt to shoot any apples off of peoples heads. It will end in tears. Survival Hunter Good news, Your traps will work perfectly this week, and even do extra damage! Bad News, You will accidentally set off your own traps this week. Arcane Mage Be careful where you blink. I forsee a sudden and embarrassing fall from a high place.... Fire Mage If you are low level you will have a great week. If you are high level you will be mistaken for Ragnaros and killed by a noob guild. You will not drop any epics. Frost Mage Congrats! This week you will find an epic world drop! It won't be for your class or talent spec, nor will it be worth any money. Holy Paladin This week you will seriously consider wearing a dress... just for the plus healing... Protection Paladin Warning!! A tragic bubble error could cause you to suffocate! Be very careful about using your bubble this week! Retribution Paladin This week you will discover that the person you swore vengeance on and killed last week was actually totally innocent. You will laugh at your mistake. Discipline Priest You will somehow manage to kill a mob by buffing it until it explodes. Well done! Holy Priest A strange mystical disturbance may cause you healing spells to actually suck the life out of their targets. Enjoy it while it lasts! Shadow Priest You will be mistaken for a Warlock this week. Twice. Assassination Rogue The contents of your backpack will get mixed up this week. Your poisons will get everywhere. Do not eat any of your own food. Combat Rogue People are becoming suspicious of your strange relationship with your weapons. I suggest you kill them. Subtlety Rogue er.... I have no idea what happens to you this week. I can't see you at all. Elemental Shaman The Elements love you this week! You will catch fire, get hit on the head with a stone, get blown off a cliff, and fall into a lake. Enhancement Shaman This week you will be investigated for 'illegal' enhancements. I would suggest you hide any of your 'special' totems... Restoration Shaman During a high stress raid you will confuse some of your totems. While this won't cause a wipe, you will rather embarrasingly kill your own tank. And heal a large boss. Affliction Warlock That mob that you cursed last week will finally die. Demonology Warlock Beware! Your Imp will lead a protest for better demon working hours and higher soul shard pay! Banish him! Destruction Warlock Avoid any forests. An allergy to pollen will cause an accidental sneeze, critting and killing a nearby priest. Arms Warrior Your Endless Rage will finally come to an end when a cute bunny rabbit crosses your path. Awwwww. Fury Warrior For the third time this month you will wake up in a room full of body parts, blood, and dead people. You will not be invited to any more guild parties. Protection Warrior This week you will finally defeat your most hated enemy. An engineer will give you some oil and you will finally defeat the dreaded armour rust. There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. |
by Vaneras | 20/04/2007 02:02:01
Hahaha... great fun. :-) So how does the yearly Horoscope look like then? |
Recent Blizzard Announcements
