To Whom It May Concern

We have taken your pet rock hostage. It looks happy. If you wish this state of affairs to continue then you will meet our demands!

Firstly, we demand that Gnomes be given the ability to play as any class. While we understand your reasons for limiting Gnomish classes, since nobody would play the other races if Gnomes could be any class, we view it as the right of all Gnomes to be able to raise the dead, heal people and melt faces like priests. We also demand to be able to turn into silly animals at will, and to be able to drop totems. Also we want to be able to judge people and bubble and hearthstone. We are the Gnomes and we demand only what we deserve. And that is everything!

Secondly we demand that the Netherwhelp pets be given the ability to make cute noises when you click on them, and to randomly do some kind of dance or something. As much as we love and respect the baby murlocs, it is not fair to the Netherwhelps that no collectors edition owners will use them since the baby murlocs are better than them, almost by as much as Gnomes are better than other races!

Thirdly we demand that Engineering be fixed! Give us more things to have fun with, blow things up with and rip the fabric of space and time apart with! Give us trinkets! Give us mailboxes! Give us regant-repairbots! Give us POWER!
Give us ANYTHING other than fireworks!

We hope that you take these demands very seriously. We are Gnomes. If our demands are not met, not only will you never see Pet Rock again, but we will all wear Wrath Helms and run between the legs of all the bigger races!

Yours Gnomishly

Violetta
representing: Gnomekind

You can keep it.

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