I've landed myself in a pretty comical situation, which for shirts and goggles I will now tell you. The persons involved here are based on real people.

Cast:
Z = Myself.
X = school which the cast attends.
L = good friend of Z (girl).
P = good friend of Z (girl).
B = good friend of Z (girl).
S = guy involved with Z.
T = good friend of Z (guy).
R = good friend of Z (guy).
J = good friend of Z (guy).
U = homosexuality.

I, known as Z, go to school X and have something called U. At X is a girl called L. L is a good friend of Z and a girl called P, neither L nor P know of Z's U. Z is also friends with P and also a girl called B.
B, for strange reasons has taken a liking to Z because B doesn't know about the situation Z is in with a guy called S. Nor does B know about Z and his U.
The people at X, none of which know of Z and his U, including L, P and guys known as T, R and J also don't know about Z and S.
The funny thing is, B likes Z, but Z didn't know that until B asked P if Z and L were still dating, because apparently Z and L seem to be fond of each other while they're, in fact, just very good friends.
So P then tells Z that B asked P whether Z and L were still a thing, to which Z told P to tell B that Z and L weren't anymore, purely for L, O and L's.
Later R messaged Z to ask on behalf of B whether B could get Z's number to which Z agreed.
B has now been suggesting that B and Z should go iceskating, to which Z didn't know what to say and merely said that such a thing could be fun to do with B, which B of course liked.
Z is worried that B thinks that Z likes B, which is sad since Z likes S.
So here Z is and now Z asks O and T what O and T thinks of all this.

Thread was borderline from the start, but now it is time for a lock.

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