Time for some funny jokes.

Here's one of mine I heared in a Guild once.


Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.
"Did y"know that St. Patrick was a sissy?"
"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."

The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadnt worked. The second decided to try.

"Did y"know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"

"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."

The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadnt worked. The third man knew he had the solution.

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"

"Oh, no. But thats what your friends hae been trying to tell me."

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Q u o t e:
"What does your father do?" "He is a magician." "What is his biggest trick?" "To saw people in half." "Do you have any siblings?" "Yes, a half-brother and a half-sister."

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dun dun dun...

Jokes are all good fun etc, but keep them suitable for the forums please. Thread locked because some folks just don't geddit.