Guide: How to get warlock nerfed
by Vaosi | 02/07/2007 11:36:01 As for now it is not a matter of how overpower the warlocks are, it's about how to get them nerfed. It is obviously NOT a good idea to whine about them on forums, since devs never read it, thus CMs will never forward these kind of information to them. So, what's the best way to do in order to get warlock nerfed as soon as possible? 1. Reroll a warlock Yes, reroll a warlock like me. If you can't beat them, join them. Level them to 70, do what you want with it and enjoy owning other people like you never did. /spit /lol and say L2P YOU NOOB LOL to your opponents every time upon their death. Corpse camp as much as possible until they report you. Also, fear everyone that pass by even you don't intend to kill them, preferably put up some DoTs as a gift. If they are lvl?? to you, do not afraid, fear them as well, let them know who's the boss here. Remember to own them COMPLETELY. So they'll either come to the forum and whine hopelessly, or read my post and roll a warlock themselves, which is the way we want them to. In this endless circle the warlock will soon become the most played class in the game. So the dev will then have to nerf it to stop everyone rerolling warlocks. 2. Make lots of warlock videos Remember why the warriors got a major nerf before TBC? It's because someone filmed a warrior with full epics topping the DamageMeters in the raid. Remember when rogues use to own so hard before someone filmed World of Roguecraft? The more imba/famous your video is the fast the devs will notice and work on it. So work yourself hard and make some 1v3/1v4 PvP video, or even 1v2 naked. forst mages are !#!* compare to us, we don't need a noob iceblock and we can take twice the opponent they can take at the same time!!!111!!one!11eleven Or, make a video about you in the raid topping the DamageMeters, show those silly 10/48/3 wannabe mages WHAT REAL DPS IS by doing 1.5x or even 2x their damage! Don't put up CoE for them, let their dps suck so they know without your CoE they are nothing but a vendor machine. After series of imba warlock videos released the class will believed to be paid attention by our devs. By the way, it's the reason why there isn't much imba warlock videos out there at the moment, cuz we all know what's going to happen after. So this is indeed the BEST way to get warlock nerfed. That's it, put it in a simple way, the more you enjoy the class the soon it'll get nerfed. If you don't have a warlock, go roll one NOW! [ Post edited by Vaosi ] |
by Thundgot | 03/07/2007 13:09:03 Nerf threads make baby pandas cry. |
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