Lore Writer: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, Metzen would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote The Draenei Lore ten months ago. And they make a good story. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed forum, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Velen. Velen is a Draenei from the planet Draenor. But Velen lives on the planet Azeroth. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Roleplayer #1: Dammit!
Roleplayer #2: What?
Roleplayer #1: He's using the Lore, LOL Defense!
Lore Writer: Why would a Draenei, an eight-foot tall Draenei, want to live on Azeroth, with a bunch of two-foot tall Gnomes? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with the lore.? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with the lore! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a Lore Writer defending a major software company, and I'm talkin' about Velen! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that Tavern room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Lore, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Forum, it does not make sense! If the Draenei live on Azeroth, you must accept! The lore rests.

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Maraj Darain Marblefoot, Operative of the Shattered Hand and Veteran of the Horde.

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