Crezax and I are no longer friends!

The reason for this is that he keeps insisting that Blueberry Pie is a far superior dessert over the almighty Banana Split, which is of course both very untrue and absurd, as the Banana Split is ridiculously delicious and can be compared to no other dessert in lusciousness.

After fighting over this for some time, which among other things resulted in the heavy use of nerf-weaponry and the involvement of several of our colleagues, which then lead to a small office-riot, our boss was forced to brutally yell at us, and as punishment he revoked our lunch break and split our desks apart and placed us at opposite ends of the room.

Crezax keeps insisting that blueberry pie is the best dessert, which I of course dispute, since the banana split by far tastes better. As our boss has insisted that we end this fight immediately, we have agreed upon a seize fire. Additionally we have agreed that we need someone else to settle this matter, since we are unable to do so ourselves.

We therefore resort to these forums and the friendly people who post here, and call upon them to aid us in this attempt of a diplomatic solution. Crezax and I have decided that we will accept and recognize the verdict of the forum community, and acknowledge the opinion of the majority above the one of our own.

We beseech you to please help us decide which dessert is the best: the Blueberry Pie or the magnificent and delicious Banana split?!

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You both lose tbh.

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Q u o t e:
Out of those two it's gonna have to be the pie.

Sorry Van. You lose this one :(



Interesting... what's yours then?

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Traitor :-(

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I'm glad to see you chose the mature way to write this very non-biased thread where your opinion doesn't shine through at all!

I, on the other hand, know that the forum users are wise enough to make the right decision, so I will not have to say anything about your choice of dessert, no matter how mushy and flavorless it now may be. I don't have to sit here and mention how delicious a blueberry pie is with some vanilla cream on it. The people already know this without me trying to influencing them. I have also heard rumors stating Banan Splits cause severe illness quite commonly. Stating that publicly would however be a low blow that I would not have to resort to, seeing as blueberry pie is so superior.

I have faith in you people, I really do.

Now I'm off to reload my Nerf gun.

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That Crezax, so hot right now!

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Now I'm off to reload my Nerf gun.

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Uh oh the fighting starts all over again... well fortunately we are prepared!

Btw Banana Split rules supreme

edit: in opposite land!

[ Post edited by Crezax ]

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I cannot believe that there is actually any doubt about this. Clearly the Banana Split surpasses all other desserts including the much less delicious blueberry pie; in fact the only way a blueberry pie would come even remotely close to a banana split in goodness is if the blueberry pie was served with vanilla ice cream instead of vanilla cream.

Take a look at this picture and tell me that this is not glorious:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_split

Blueberry pie however looks more like road-kill wrapped in sugar dough:
http://www.piekitchen.com/pies/blueberry-lg.jpg

Banana splits both look great and tastes great. The same thing cannot be said about blueberry pie, which both looks and tastes mediocre.

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I already said that you won, but you just have too flame poor Crezax even after you've won, don't you?

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Yes... Until he realises that Banana Split > Blueberry Pie

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Blueberry Pie, totally.. You need a spoon to eat a bananasplit, with the pie you can just mash your face on the plate and chew - Done!

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Trust me when I say that you can do this with a Banana Split as well... Although it can hurt a bit if there is one of them paper umbrellas.

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Banana Split is the best dessert!

Banana Splits are godly food...Even the mighty entity of omnipotence who reigns above us all says so:
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8046/churchsignhs7.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5580/churchsignbj3.jpg

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Vaneras, Crezax, Ommra and the rest of the Blue ( And green ) team!
YOU ALL LOSE!

Too many calories in both.
Good old Alpen bar for the win.
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/alpen-cereal-bars/1003909/ Covered in some low fat yoghurt.

I win.

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NO U!

http://perso.orange.fr/vitamine-c/images/moities%20de%20pamplemousse%20rose.gif

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Stop with the fruits already!!!

A fruit is not a dessert unless it is smothered in whipped cream, chocolate, ice cream or (god forbid) is an ingredient in a pie.

The most epic fruit ever is a banana that has been split and is smothered in three flavours of ice cream, whipped cream, hot chocolate sauce, crushed nuts with a cherry on top.

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Stop with the fruits already!!!

A fruit is not a dessert unless it is smothered in whipped cream, chocolate, ice cream or (god forbid) is an ingredient in a pie.

The most epic fruit ever is a banana that has been split and is smothered in three flavours of ice cream, whipped cream, hot chocolate sauce, crushed nuts with a cherry on top.

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QFT! A dessert is meant to be unhealthy!

We are no longer friends with Ommra.

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That Crezax, so hot right now!

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QFT! A dessert is meant to be unhealthy!

We are no longer friends with Ommra.

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Agreed :-)

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Blueberry split?

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A proper fusion between those two desserts would be a Bluenana Splie :-)

But a fusion between those two desserts would only ruin the already perfect Banana Split :-(

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Delicious, nutricious with vanilla and cream,
this desert is meant to be mean!
With chocolate, ice and whatever you see fit,
the best desert will always be banana split!

On the other hand we have a blueberry pie,
which one would only eat if the alternative was to be strangled with a tie!
It tastes like dirt and dwarven feet,
you are better off with eating meat!

1, 2, 3 conclusion is clear:
banana split wil pwn blueberry pie every day of the year!

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Beautiful... Just Beautiful!

*wipes away a tear from my eye*

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Banana Split > CMs

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That's the spirit :-)

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id kill for both, but i would only sacrifice my life for banana split

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So how will you eat said Banana Split if you are dead?

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